Showing posts with label audible. Show all posts
Showing posts with label audible. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

The Stellow Project: Review

It was suppose to be a fun weekend at the cabin with her sister and best friend, but on the drive up Lilah realizes something is wrong. The wind is getting worse, hail the size of soccer balls begins to fall, and cell service is out. The three girls continue to drive up the mountain to the cabin, knowing that there is a landline and that Lilah’s father is on his way. Only he isn’t.
Calls home are spotty at best, and the girls discover that not only has New York City practically been leveled (along with much of the country), but Lilah’s dad is being blamed.
Mr. Swellows is a well know environmentalist, but the past years have turned him from scientific authority into a crazed end on times environmental terrorist. He is the one who disabled weather satellites, making sure that no one knew of the catastrophic events heading for the cities. It’s is fault that thousands of people are dead, and as it turns out it is his fault that Lilah is sick.
Ever since Lilah can remember, she has trouble breathing. Pills and surgeries have plagued her life, at seventeen she has never been allowed to stay home alone in case she stops breathing and has to be resuscitated and taken to the hospital. Her father has kept her inside their houses, in climate controlled and pressurized rooms. He made her sick, she was his control group for medicines, theories and environmental tests.
After Lilah’s best friend deserts her and informs on her to the FBI, Lilah and her sister are taken in by a group of scientists who know more about her and her family then Lilah knows about herself. Befriending the lead scientists son, Lilah begins to investigate. Files on her and her mother are found behind locked cabinets. Pills in different dosages and animal testing are being done behind doors. Experiments are running rampant and Lilah doesn’t know what to do, or what any of it means. Lilah has to decide if some mistakes and experiments are worth it in the search for the greater good of humanity and the planet. But how much can she tolerate? And what are her father and the secretive scientists going to allow her to see before the Lilah experiment is killed off for the greater good of the research?

The book was okay. I think that the premise is good, but I didn’t like the main character. She was whiney and I felt no real connection to her. It also felt like it ended rather abruptly, almost like the author wrote 300 pages and then decided that was enough so she quickly finished the novel. At the moment there doesn’t appear to be a sequel, but the way the book ended leaves it open to have one in the future.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

METAtropolis:: Review


I am usually not a fan of anthologies, so I don’t know why I keep buying them and reading them. To be honest, when I bought this book I didn’t know that it was an anthology (it’s what I get for ordering books online I guess), but I was actually surprised by how much I liked the stories. I think that a huge part of that is because the anthology wasn’t just a bunch of random post-apocalyptic and dystopian stories, but rather a collection of stories that focus on what major cities would all be like in the future. In theory, every single story in this anthology could be taking place around the same time since it focused on specific cities, but not in a way that lead the reader to think the rest of the world had been obliterated. In the introduction, the editor talks about how he wanted it to feel like the old Greek City-States, each one governed and living very differently at the same time. It worked, and it made the anthology one that I actually enjoyed.
         This anthology is the working of five authors: Elizabeth Bear, Tobias Buckell, Jay Lake, Karl Schroeder and the editor John Scalzi. I think this is also why this anthology worked, to often anthologies try to get to many authors, which shortens the stories and leaves the reader feeling incomplete. Now that I have said I enjoyed the anthology overall, skip the first one. It was long, slow moving and very boring. In the Forest of the Night written by Jay Lake has the name of the main character is Tyger Tyger… yeah, does that tell you anything about how lame this story is going to be? Other than that, its all great, well good.
         Stocasti-City by Tobias Buckell takes place in a future Detroit bent on abandoning cars in favor of using bikes. The Red in the Sky is Our Blood by Elizabeth Bear deals with the future of the Russian Mob and a woman trying to protect her step-daughter. Utere Nihil non Extra Quiritationem Suis by John Scalzi might have been my favorite. Set in a future city with a zero footprint, this story was funny to the point of laughing out loud. Its good to know that in the future, spilling pig feces on your enemies is considered  heroic. To Hi from Far Celinea by Karl Schroeder was the final story. If you want good characters, this isn’t the story for you as I found them lacking depth, but the ideas and the plot were great, and this was the only story to deal with the cyber world. 

 

Sunday, August 25, 2013

If This Isn't Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young by Kurt Vinnegut

I'm not a fan of advise books. I tend to find them preachy and annoying, but this was different. A collection of speeches that Kurt Vonnegut gave to graduating students, filled with personal stories, encouragement and advise. If you like his writing, and to be honest it takes a certain type or reader, then this might be up your ally. It's realistic, not giving false promises of greatness or cheesy and corny sayings, but encouraging words on family and not giving up. I personally would recommend getting this on audiobook to listen to on the way to and from work, it's what I did. 

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Chuck Palahnuik's Tell All: Not Really Worth Telling


The problem with having an author that I admire, is that I tend to hold their novels to a higher standard than might be fair. Chuck Palahnuik is one such author. He is definitely in my top five, and both Fight Club and Survivor make my top ten list. This is probably why I thought that Tell-All was only okay. Had I not been comparing it to his other novels, I would have enjoyed it more, but alas it does not hold up to the majority of books Palahnuik has written.
Tell All is written in the form of a movie script and chronicles the final days of famous actress Katherine Kenton and her doting assistant Hazel Coogan. Hazel has spent her life trying to keep Katherine’s reputation perfect and preserve her legacy, often lying and keeping would-be suitors away by any means possible. Everything begins to unravel for both women when a man named Webster Carlton Westward III appears in Katherine’s life. In her own words Hazel says, "My purpose is to impose order on Miss Kathie's chaos … to instill discipline in her legendary artistic caprice. I am the person Lolly Parsons once referred to as a 'surrogate spine.' "
Appearing to love and care for Katherine, she ignores all of Hazel’s warnings, even making accusations that Hazel is working against her. That is, until the two women discover that Webster has written a tell all book to be published after Katherine’s death. It details intimate moments of their time together, and downright lies about things they did together. In fact, the end of the book even details how Katherine is going to die!
But more is going on behind the scenes of Katherine’s life, and Hazel might not just be looking out for her mistress, but for herself. With echoes of Alfred Hitchcock’s Rebecca and Hollywood life in the 1950s, the potential of a novel of worth and merit was there, especially with a writer like Palahnuik creating the world, but it fell short. Very Short. 


Friday, July 5, 2013

Audible Badges




There is nothing better than sitting down with a book. Whether it is before going to bed, on a lunch break, or on a Friday night because sometimes a good sci-fi novel is better than listening to the same repetitive beats at a club. I’d rather read than just about anything, but sometimes it isn’t physically possible. I spend a lot of time in my car, for work and driving to visit family and I often used to feel like that was hours of time wasted. Music is great, but on drives that are hours or sometimes days in length it gets a little old. When I was little on road trips, my mom used to get us books on tape, mainly so that she wouldn’t have to listen to me and my brother bicker. Now, I use audible. It is one of my absolute favorite apps. One of the features of the app are Badges. Now, they don’t actually get you anything, but it is always fun to get milestones and see what kind of listener you are. Here are, to my knowledge, a list of what each badge is for and how to get it. Keep in mind though, if you switch phones it will reset all your data, and you with restart with no badges.

Stenographer: If you are a person who likes to jot down thought while reading or listening this isn’t to hard. Usually I just bookmark a section every so often with what just happened. You need to have the comment, not just the bookmark.
Silver: 10 Bookmarks w/ comment
Gold: 40 Bookmarks w/ comment
Diamond: 125 Bookmarks w/ comment

Social Butterfly: Sharing your achievements, bookmarks, thoughts, reviews etc on social media sites through the app
Silver: shared 5x
Gold: shared 25x
Diamond: shared 100x

Audible Obsessed: Listening daily
Silver: Listening every day for 7 days
Gold: Listening every day for 30 days
Diamond: Listening every day for 90 days

Weekend Warrior: Listening to books on the weekends seems to not be the norm, but to get this badge you’ll have to
Silver: 5 hours in one weekend
Gold: 10 hours in one weekend
Diamond: 24 hours in one weekend

Repeat Listener: Listening to the same book over and over isn’t a problem if it’s a good book with a great reading voice.
Silver: same audio book 3x
Gold: same audio book 10x
Diamond: same audio book 20x

All Nighter: Late night TV isn’t good anyways, so might as well listen to a good book.
Silver: listen to 4 hrs at night
Gold: listen to 6 hrs at night
Diamond: listen to 8 hrs at night

Marathoner: Perfect for long car trips, although honestly I have never made it to Diamond, that is crazy!!
Silver: listening 16 hours straight
Gold: listening 18 hours straight
Diamond: listening 24 hours straight

Undecided: This is starting and stopping three books, not finishing them.
Silver: listening to parts of 3 different titles in one day
Gold: listening to parts of 15 different titles in one day
Diamond: listening to parts of 40 different titles in one day

Flash 80: We are all a little obsessed with ourselves, so look at your stats often.
Silver: look at your stats 50x
Gold: look at your stats 200x
Diamond: look at your stats 500x

High Noon: I believe that it goes from 11am-130pm, at least that is what I noticed.
Silver: 2 hrs during lunchtime
Gold: 3 hrs during lunchtime
Diamond: 4 hrs during lunchtime

Binge Listener: HINT, I always end my book when it finishes, so about 30 seconds early because of the audible disclaimers and such.
Silver: 1 complete book start to finish
Gold: 5 complete books start to finish
Diamond: 10 books start to finish

7 day stretch: 3x speed? Lots of short stories and books? I don’t know how else to achieve the Diamond
Silver: Completed 7 books in a single week
Gold: Completed 15 books in a single week
Diamond: Completed 50 books in a single week

Procrastinator: Buying a bunch of books, and not reading them.
Silver: 10 unfinished books in your library
Gold: 20 unfinished books in your library
Diamond: 75 unfinished books in your library

The Stack: This only counts as audible books, unfortunately if you have gotten something on iTunes it doesn’t help with badges.
Silver: having 50 books in your library
Gold: having 200 books in your library
Diamond: having 500 books in your library

Mount Everest: Long books… I don’t even know of one that is 78 hours long, if you do let me know.
Silver: completing a title that is 30 hours long
Gold: completing a title that is 60 hours long
Diamond: completing a title that is 78 hours long